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Shelby: I feel really good about us picking out each other's Halloween costumes this year.
Cyd: I feel like I lost a bet.
Shelby: I did a pretty good Chainsaw Chelsea though, right?
Cyd: It was like you were acting like you wanted to slice people with a chainsaw, but you didn't really want to slice people with a chainsaw.
Shelby: I don't want to slice people with a chainsaw. And that's what was coming through for me. All right, give me your best Cuddle Bunny impression. And make it really cuddly.
Cyd: Uh-durr. I really wanna hug you.
Shelby: Sounds like you're mocking it.
Cyd: Oh good, I was afraid it wasn't going to come through. Why'd we get dressed up anyway? We're not going anywhere. And poor Diesel went through all the trouble to look like a crazed muskrat.
Shelby: He's not wearing a costume.
Cyd: And yet he's nailing crazed muskrat. I'm totally posting this one.
Shelby: Oh, wow. It's already flagged for extreme content. That was quick.
Cyd: Whoa. This is where we should be, New York's Central Park Spooktacular. It has the scariest haunted house in the country. Kids are going there from all over. Wisconsin, Chicago, Miami.
Shelby: Why do you want to go someplace scary? You know you have that thing when you get scared.
Cyd: What thing? Oh, fear punching. Yeah, I totally have that thing. But I wanna go to the Spooktacular so bad.
Shelby: But we can't. We have to hand out candy because Mom and Dad took Bret and Chet trick and treating. It's trick or treating. Not the way Bret and Chet do it. Besides, we can't go to the Spooktacular. It's 3,000 miles away. I mean, sure, we'd go if we could magically travel across the country instantaneously. But we have the power to time travel, not the power to teleport.
Barry: I've invented the power to teleport!
Cyd: It's a holloween miracle!
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